The "L" Bomb

The scene opens when our heroine wakes up bleary eyed and slightly nauseated after a long night of Christmas party-ing (an ice luge was involved). She's pleasantly surprised to see him lying in bed next to her when a hazy memory hits her.

K: Hey, Beau....umm....did you use the dreaded "L" word last night?

B: (groggy and almost indecipherable) Oh...yeah.

(silence for about 20 years)

K: Did you mean it?

B: Yeah.

(more silence)

K: Hey, Beau... I love you.

B: I love you.

K: Alright, just checking.

B: Wait...did I say I love you? I meant I despise you.

K: I hate you.

At this point our heroine proceeds to jump up and hit her absurd boyfriend into submission and then gets wrestled to back to bed. She is forcefully held tight in his arms.

B: I really do, though.

K: I do, too.

End Scene.